Smart kid, too bad it ain't gonna work.

A conversation heard over the weekend.

Mom and Dad with their 4-year-old boy and his 2-year-old sister Inara.

Dad--"I won't be going to church today.  Mom is just going to go and you two are going to stay home with me."
Big 4-year-old brother--"You go to church with mom and I'll stay home with Nara:-)."