Oooops!

Yesterday I went to mail a package at the post office.  When the man behind the counter asked me, "Are there any other postal products you are in need of...stamps, boxes?"  I said to him, "No thank you. I am locked and loaded."

Note to self:  Do not say you are "locked and loaded" to a man working behind a counter.

I am not sure how many times a post office gets robbed, but I am pretty sure this guy had his finger on the call button as he watched me walk out that door:-).